Red Tagged Me

Rule One: Always post the rules.

Rule Two: Answer the questions asked by your tagger and ask eleven more.

Rule Three: Tag eleven people and link them to this post.

1. You’re a character in a paranormal teen novel, the author had extensive knowledge of mythological creatures from around the world. What are you written as and why? (You can be written as a human if you really think that’s what you’d be.)

  • A succubus, but an… unwilling one? It’s a paranormal teen novel- I can be a conflicted succubus, right?

2. You’ve been given an entirely useless super power based loosely on either an insect, a rodent, or plant. What ability were you given based on what?

  • PHOTOSYNTHESIS. It’d save me having to take breaks from projects to eat, and I really enjoy sunlight anyhow.

3. How would you prefer to die?

  • Burned alive. 

4. You receive a phone call one day telling you that an obscure relative has died and left you a big, stone, castle-like church building in their will. What do you do with the building?

  • Host huge LAN parties and quite probably invite the Renaissance Festival to perform in my backyard.

5. What’s your least favorite letter and why?

  • B. I just don’t like the way it looks or sounds. I avoid names beginning with ‘B’.

6. What’s an alcoholic beverage you simultaneously love and hate?

  • I don’t drink, so I haven’t the slightest.

7. If you had to choose between having sex with a zombie from The Walking Dead or having your ears, pinky fingers, middle toes, and bellybutton cut off (without anything to numb the pain or put you to sleep), which would you choose?

  • Cut that shit off. Just slice away. There is no concievable justification in the GOD DAMN UNIVERSE that would convince me to let undead anything penetrate my nethers.

8. Would you rather have sex with a knotted penis or a barbed penis?

  • Barbed.

9. Have you ever wanted to be part of a superhero group? What group and with what ability?

  • That is so TOUGH. Probably X-Men, with the power of illusion.

10. If you could catch one Pokemon to have as your companion for life, which one would it be? Would you go on an adventure with them or doing something else?

  • I didn’t play Pokemon. Mew? I dunno.

11. Do you pray to any beings, fictional, mythological, or anything?

  • Occasionally I invoke Rictus Grin, but it’d be difficult to believe in something I created enough to pray to.

Okay, now my eleven questions-

1. If you had to pick one scent in the whole world to smell like for the rest of your life, what would it be?

2. Would you rather get rid of an irksome physical attribute for good, or one emotion entirely?

3. Go to your Facebook newsfeed. Assign the first person who pops up a mythical creature as a companion. What did you choose for them, and why?

4. What’s one piece of media that you enjoy despite it being a ‘problematic fave’?

5. Four favorite physical attributes?

6. Four favorite mental attributes?

7. If you absolutely had to kill a person, how would you go about it?

8. On what criteria do you choose your clothes in the morning?

9. Scenario: It’s the apocalypse. Choose a team of five from the people you follow that you think you could survive with. Who’d you pick? Why? 

10. Mentally design a comfortable room for yourself. What featured most prominently in your design? (i.e. color, shape, size, texture, etc.)

11. Two things that you’re currently trying to change about yourself.

I’m gonna tag kepprakhaleesi, tellyjandro, most-chillenest-bboysevenpuppets, and justinthehappycloud. If anyone else wants to do this, consider yourself tagged!

My eyes actually look grey today.

My eyes actually look grey today.

kepprakhaleesi:

angelidemorte:

kepprakhaleesi:

dontcallmebeastboy:

angelidemorte:

dontcallmebeastboy:

sevenpuppets:

When angsty/angry text posts are obviously directed at you.

Fine. I think you should be sent back to the factory because clearly you need more work done in the area labeled hair.

Obviously you haven’t seen his legs lately. He has hair- it just migrated.

Obviously he needs more work done. They did a terrible job balancing it out.

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What do you know about balanced hair, Mel? You’re Italian.

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throwin some REAL FUCKIN SHADE THERE, BRUHSKI 

FIGHT ME IN A PARKING LOT

I’D TELL YOU TO BRING IT ON BUT I KNOW YOU WON’T

kepprakhaleesi:

dontcallmebeastboy:

angelidemorte:

dontcallmebeastboy:

sevenpuppets:

When angsty/angry text posts are obviously directed at you.

Fine. I think you should be sent back to the factory because clearly you need more work done in the area labeled hair.

Obviously you haven’t seen his legs lately. He has hair- it just migrated.

Obviously he needs more work done. They did a terrible job balancing it out.

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What do you know about balanced hair, Mel? You’re Italian.

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

dontcallmebeastboy:

sevenpuppets:

When angsty/angry text posts are obviously directed at you.

Fine. I think you should be sent back to the factory because clearly you need more work done in the area labeled hair.

Obviously you haven’t seen his legs lately. He has hair- it just migrated.

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

(via mishaphilia)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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steampunk-and-junk:

New shirts in stock @ kincs web shop

ハイネックコルセット  (BBD18-H505 BK/M)
¥15,120 (本体価格  ¥14,000)

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futuremaker:

vaginamadeofgold:

suitdup:

Step your tie game in 2014 guys. I COMMAND THEE!

(the more intricate the knot, the more loops, then the longer the tie needs to be)

This may come in handy someday

i like wearing ties

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

I lost two followers for this omg

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idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via youve-been-coulsoned)

“I hate the idea of lonely. And I hate the reality of attachment.”
— Reyna Biddy

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