Got a nosebleed on the drive home from work last night. It was so bad that I had to pull over, turn my hazards on, and let it bleed out on the side of the road. Nobody stopped or even slowed down. I scared my mum half to death when I walked into my house looking like a murder victim.
Happy fucking birthday to me.
… How does one pair wine with people?
Are people more like steak? Are they a red wine kind of dish? Or is white a better choice?
Do certain wines go better with certain organs?
I really want to know.
As far as wines to go with people…
Are you guys aware that there’s actually a wine that was made to be paired with raw meat? It’s called Werewolf, and it’s made in Romania.
But my people meat wouldn’t be raw. My people meat would be cooked deliciously.
Not much for a nice rare steak now and again?Source: claramata
Every time I mentally fast-forward through song lyrics to figure out the song title of a familiar tune, I feel like a superhero.