Anonymous asked: Favorite ice cream flavor?
It’s not precisely a flavor, there’s too much of a difference between brands for something so sweepingly general, but - I have recently discovered this utterly sinful salted caramel gelato made by a company called Talenti, and I’m not joking when I say I would kill a man for it.
I need more hobbies- everyone is too busy to talk these days.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
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